shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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