Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You smell like stripper and shame
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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