if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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