I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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