Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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