Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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