So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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