Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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