doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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