just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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