It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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