he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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