Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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