sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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