in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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