Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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