Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
