in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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