Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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