I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
So vagazzling was a success
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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