Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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