Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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