well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
