Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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