Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
