are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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