Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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