dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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