He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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