at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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