is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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