She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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