Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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