lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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I could fuck to npr.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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