This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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