: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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