This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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