Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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