Pappa wants mamma naked
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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