I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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