woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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