did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she told me i tasted like america
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dignity is for republicans.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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