so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm both gender and math confused
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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