Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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