Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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