I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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