he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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