$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You're a waste of cheezeits
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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