kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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