I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
it's great music for shaving your balls
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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