im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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