Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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