Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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