i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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