its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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