Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
It was like getting head from an anaconda
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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